100 Hilarious One-Liners

Affirmations To Attract Soulmate

Short Funny Quotes 1. “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” 2. “I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me.” 3. “I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.” 4. “I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.” 5. “I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.” 6. “I’m not a chef, but I can […]